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This week's kitten's guide looks at extreme camouflage. Of course today also happens to be Human Fool's Day in the kitten calendar (as in most things kittens are 11 days ahead of their bipedal friends)

So, first up we see Xena cunningly disguised as a lamb (or maybe the rock - she is an expert) and Kai as her mother. Kai, always the martyr to his art, had to take on a lot of extra bulk for this role - which meant extra meals and snacky things, and a course in reverse liposuction.


'How is it done?' I hear your say. 'They look so lifelike.' To which the answer is - hours in make-up. The trick is to start off by using a fishy-flavoured foundation - always popular with the fashion minded kitten - then move on to the latex mask and the woolly jumper.

Talking of woolly jumpers, here's Kai disguised as another lamb playing King of the Castle on another rock - or is it Xena?


Here we see Saffron, our French Trotteur, coming over to watch the shoot. Xena, being a small animal, does what all small animals do when loomed over by a much larger animal. She pretends not to notice. Kai, on the other hand, unsure about Saffron's views vis a vis fishy-flavoured foundation, decides a hasty retreat is the thing to be beaten.


And just to show that none of the above pictures were faked, here's Kai disguised as a pop-up book from Amazon.


Remember, kittens, you only have until twelve o'clock noon to make a fool of your human. After that it's down to them.


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From:layla42
Date:March 22nd, 2007 01:00 pm (UTC)
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Kai is always ready to sacrifice for the good of the team, isn't he? Diffusing the deadly flea soap bomb in order to help out Jack Bauer, now extra meals and snacks in order to fit into his mother sheep costume?
What a trooper! ;)

Their makeup does look pretty realisitic as well--from those big honkin' ears to those knobby knees.
They are living up to their status as International Kittens of Mystery!
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Date:June 6th, 2007 08:21 am (UTC)

They may not be innocent disguises!

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This is the Mastermind -

little is known about him, as he keeps a low profile.We only know his plan includes World Domination.

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Number 2 has infiltrated important political networks, and can be seen at cocktail parties of the Rich + Famous. Note the moustache.

Do NOT be taken in by his debonair manner!

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These adorable little scouts masquerade as Earth Kittens. They have subtle ways of extracting information.

DO NOT LOOK THEM IN THE EYES!

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The Henchmen are extremely ruthless. There are 2 species. Do not attempt to engage these enforcers in individual combat. They are dogged in their mission to exterminate all resistance + will not hesitate to cockadoodle you.

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And last, but not least, the Rock Pandas have distracted the general public with their clownish behavior. Once again, this is merely a ruse to lull us all into a false sense of security.


If you find other examples of Alien Invaders (it IS a HUGE conspiracy), please include their pictures in your comments.

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