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Previously on 24...

Jack Bauer was having one of 'those' days and turned to the world's last best hope - international kittens of mystery, Kai and Xena. Episode One ended with Kai trying to subdue a rogue kitchen chair - it happens - and unless he can defeat the chair the terrorists will surely escape...


Just as things looked desperate, an orange blur rushed through the cat flap. 'I'll take this one, Kai,' meowed Agent Tribble. 'You go on and save the world!"

Below we see Agent Tribble in a life and death struggle (Tribbles know no other kind) with the evil chair.


Kai rushes through the house looking for the terrorists only to find his worst fears confirmed. They'd already eaten. Every bowl had been licked clean. Noooo! And worse ... they'd escaped and left a bomb in the house.

Chloe recognised it immediately. 'They wouldn't...' she gasped. But they had. Far worse than a dirty bomb, these mad terrorists had rigged a clean one - packed with insecticidal shampoo. No kitten would be safe.

Could Kai, the kitten with four left feet, defuse it in time? Pause for screen to split into four and Kai to trip over. Question answered, Xena is rushed to the house. Below we see Xena trying to sniff out the red wire ... or should it be blue? And are cats colour blind?


Realising he was staring at weapons grade flea shampoo, Kai watches from a safe distance.


But not safe enough. The insecticidal shampoo bomb had a shaped charge. A Kai-shaped charge ... causing a cone of liquid to spray upwards and ... splat. Kai is drenched from the neck down.

Then comes the hair drier. Noooo!


Xena can't bring herself to watch. Of course Jack looks like this every week - anything less and he'd suffer electrode withdrawal symptoms. But will Kai's flea-free fur hold on for another week?


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From:forester76
Date:March 7th, 2007 02:44 pm (UTC)
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I'm so glad it's Wednesday! These stories never fail to make me hoot uproariously from my office. I am so glad this one had a guest appearance by a Tribble. And poor dear Kai--he suffers greatly for his art, doesn't he?
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From:chrisdolley
Date:March 7th, 2007 03:09 pm (UTC)
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Kai is true professional:)
From:forester76
Date:March 7th, 2007 03:13 pm (UTC)
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They are all true professionals--professional comedians that is! I love Kai and Xena and the tribbles and I thank them every Wednesday for my laugh of the day!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:March 7th, 2007 02:51 pm (UTC)
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If they had used this script and actors on Tv I would have watched it.
From:brownkitty
Date:March 7th, 2007 03:14 pm (UTC)
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ow...

::tries frantically to inhale, laughs more::

ow...

::is unable to stand due to laughing ass off::
From:(Anonymous)
Date:March 7th, 2007 03:21 pm (UTC)

A reminder!

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The Sarcastic Idiocy Forum reminds you that Barbaro died for your sins.

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From:hotclaws
Date:March 7th, 2007 03:54 pm (UTC)
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So ...*gasps*...damn...*wheezes with laughter*.... Funny!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:March 7th, 2007 05:19 pm (UTC)

Kai at the top of the stairs

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Haven't we seen that picture before? Or do you have an endless series of photos of Kai in that position? I do remember that he has a fondness for high places.

Lisa S. in Seattle
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From:chrisdolley
Date:March 8th, 2007 06:18 am (UTC)

Re: Kai at the top of the stairs

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I occasionally reuse pictures if they fit the story. International kittens of mystery are difficult to direct:)
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From:anghara
Date:March 7th, 2007 06:19 pm (UTC)
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Aahh...hehehehe... I'm sorry, I shouldn't laugh but that last picture is absolutely priceless...

Poor Kai...
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From:ladynaberrie
Date:March 7th, 2007 08:34 pm (UTC)
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Now this, I would gladly watch on TV.
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