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Snow is not fun. Snow is for dogs and woolly heffalumps and animals that like to fall over in the cold and wet. Snow is not for kittens.

If you see any - it is white and lives outside on the ground - contact your human immediately. Tell them the sky has broken and it's time to find the off switch. If they deny all knowledge of weather control, tell them you've seen them use that switch that turns the sun on inside the house. Humans may say they have no control over the weather but we kittens know different. They use it against us ALL the time.

Weather too hot - human's fault (fur envy). Weather too wet - humans keeping us indoors. Snow - a human-dog conspiracy to find out where we go at night (footprints, people!)

So, here we have Kai demonstrating the kitten-approved method of dealing with snow: head down, pained expression and disguise your footprints by walking in other animal's tracks.

Next we have Xena showing what to do when there are no tracks to follow: head down, pained expression and a muttered mantra of 'human, you will pay for this next time my claws need sharpening.'

And, finally, we have Xena demonstrating the practised look of disapproval should a snowball fight break out.

Who threw that!

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Date:January 31st, 2007 01:52 pm (UTC)
Oh poor snow kitties!
Date:January 31st, 2007 04:46 pm (UTC)
LMAO!! I think that was the funniest of your weekly updates! :) Luckily for my brats, it doesn't snow here.
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Date:January 31st, 2007 05:23 pm (UTC)

That is classic!
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Date:February 1st, 2007 01:47 pm (UTC)
:-D Love it!

BTW, it doesn't matter whether or not it snows where you are. Here in Florida my old cat demands that I "turn the winter off" in the "winter" (down into the 50s at night is so chilly!) AND in the summer (if I'm going to run the air conditioning all the time why did I drag her to Florida in the first place?). On the other hand she *is* 20 years old, so I imagine her as a tiny little lady bundled up in a tabby sweater, furiously shaking her cane at the thermostat....
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