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Fluffy
Lagos Cat Pound,
Nigeria

Dear Friend,

I am Fluffy, the favourite kitten of the late president of Nigeria. As you know my late master was very very rich man and he left me all his tuna. But, as kitten, I not allowed to have fridge of my own.

My good friend, there are many many fishes and without more fridges tuna go bad. I eat as many as I can but I small kitten and much sick. So I write you, my very good friend, as your name well known in Nigeria as godly person with many fridges.

If you help store my tuna I give you 20% (TWENTY AMERICAN PER CENTS) of each fish - including heads.

Please be writing back soon. Weather hot and there are many bad cats looking with the eyes at my fishes.

Your good friend,

Fluffy



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From:folkmew
Date:January 24th, 2007 07:42 pm (UTC)
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A friend alerted me of your post - a "very good friend" ;-)
Thanks for the laugh! 20% (TWENTY AMERICAN PER CENTS!) I'll link to ya if that's ok!
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From:chrisdolley
Date:January 24th, 2007 08:35 pm (UTC)
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It's ok with me:)
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From:grey_lady
Date:January 24th, 2007 08:26 pm (UTC)
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The next step, of course, would be that we need to send a tuna 'deposit' to demonstrate the quality of our fridges. :)
From:nonigator
Date:January 24th, 2007 08:28 pm (UTC)

Hilariously Creative

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This was so creative, so funny, so right on and so well done I had to create an account just to log in and post this comment! Considering I'm running late and sitting here with dripping wet hair, it's a real compliment!

Lin
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From:chrisdolley
Date:January 25th, 2007 03:17 pm (UTC)

Re: Hilariously Creative

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Thank you. Hope you weren't too late ... or too wet:)

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From:fairwells
Date:January 25th, 2007 06:26 pm (UTC)
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That was cute. I hope you don't mind that I added you as a friend. I found your journal interesting. If my lurking is a nuisance I'll defriend you. Sorry.
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From:chrisdolley
Date:January 25th, 2007 08:24 pm (UTC)
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All lurkers and frienders are welcome here:)
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From:ohikennedy
Date:January 25th, 2007 09:50 pm (UTC)
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Hi! folkmew mentioned this &, as usual, she's sooo right! Any number of friends & relations really need to hear about this tremendous opportunity. And, as moonchylde noted, these are the best cat icons around too.

Thanks so much!
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From:michan
Date:January 25th, 2007 10:02 pm (UTC)
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good stuff :D *takes the kittie*
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From:jeannetgc
Date:January 30th, 2007 06:05 pm (UTC)
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Brilliant, just brilliant!

I have a friend whose cats will be signing up with Fluffy immediately. My cats, however, are passing on this great offer. ;-D
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From:magicalobizuth
Date:January 31st, 2007 01:32 am (UTC)
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OMG. Here via a comment on WWdN's RSS feed here on LJ. I am STILL cracking up!
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From:stupidfield
Date:February 1st, 2007 04:02 pm (UTC)
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LOL This is sooooo funny...
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From:matazone
Date:February 6th, 2007 09:57 pm (UTC)

Excellent

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lovely stuff! You may place your tuna in my fridge anytime Fluffy.
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From:n7ekg
Date:April 8th, 2007 03:46 am (UTC)

funny!

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All your tuna are belong to us! ;)
From:(Anonymous)
Date:May 24th, 2007 03:56 pm (UTC)

Nigerian Tuna Scam Nominee

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Dear Sir or Madam;

This is to notify you are now on the Short List for the 2007 Nigerian Scam Pulitzer. You will be informed when you win with details on how and where to submit your modest entrance fish to cover overseas administrative expenses. Congratulations on your success in this much-coveted category.

Sincerely,

A. M. Acat

L'Association des Felonious Felines, L.A.F.F.
From:hasyer
Date:April 12th, 2008 03:52 pm (UTC)
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zuhahahaha

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From:bullpenbrat22
Date:August 18th, 2010 02:15 am (UTC)
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SO CUTE!
From:(Anonymous)
Date:February 22nd, 2011 08:50 pm (UTC)

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