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Fluffy
Lagos Cat Pound,
Nigeria

Dear Friend,

I am Fluffy, the favourite kitten of the late president of Nigeria. As you know my late master was very very rich man and he left me all his tuna. But, as kitten, I not allowed to have fridge of my own.

My good friend, there are many many fishes and without more fridges tuna go bad. I eat as many as I can but I small kitten and much sick. So I write you, my very good friend, as your name well known in Nigeria as godly person with many fridges.

If you help store my tuna I give you 20% (TWENTY AMERICAN PER CENTS) of each fish - including heads.

Please be writing back soon. Weather hot and there are many bad cats looking with the eyes at my fishes.

Your good friend,

Fluffy



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From:kagomeshuko
Date:January 23rd, 2007 03:08 pm (UTC)
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Eee! Too cute!
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From:zeonchar
Date:January 23rd, 2007 06:13 pm (UTC)
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LOL
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From:moonchylde
Date:January 23rd, 2007 06:19 pm (UTC)
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Outside of the fabulousness of your post itself, you've attracted all the best kitten icons. :)
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From:consortofvenus
Date:January 23rd, 2007 06:46 pm (UTC)
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Oh dear lord.
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From:thepurpleempire
Date:January 23rd, 2007 10:47 pm (UTC)
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Oh wow. Thanks for this, it's hysterical!! Got here via note_to_cat...
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From:hellblazin_lady
Date:January 23rd, 2007 11:56 pm (UTC)
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HAHAHAHAHA!

Love it! I was directed here by polrua. I really needed that laugh!
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From:hotclaws
Date:January 24th, 2007 01:17 am (UTC)
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I tortured someone for months by saying I could keep the money safe in a really big box in my spare room.
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From:telperion1
Date:January 24th, 2007 01:27 am (UTC)
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Laugh out loud funny. It completely made my day.
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From:_fluffy
Date:January 24th, 2007 01:30 am (UTC)
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I take umbrage at the association.

(No, not really.)
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From:brennaraven
Date:January 24th, 2007 01:36 am (UTC)
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OMG!
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From:faceless_wonder
Date:January 24th, 2007 03:27 am (UTC)
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genius. utter, unadulterated genius.

(here from metaquotes.)
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From:umeyard
Date:January 24th, 2007 05:15 am (UTC)
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Thats brilliant :D
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From:osewalrus
Date:January 24th, 2007 04:26 pm (UTC)

Came here from a link from Catalana

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awwww....look at the adowable kitten spam.....I must forward to ten friends or I will no longer be cute. If I do forward to ten friends, I will be adowable and get lots of kitty treats!
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From:smoooom
Date:January 24th, 2007 04:51 pm (UTC)
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Hey, I almost smiled. Something is cute.
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From:ericcoleman
Date:January 24th, 2007 06:10 pm (UTC)
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May I link to this from bankscamspam ???

It's making me giggle
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From:chrisdolley
Date:January 24th, 2007 08:32 pm (UTC)
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Of course, the more links the merrier:)
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