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Fluffy
Lagos Cat Pound,
Nigeria

Dear Friend,

I am Fluffy, the favourite kitten of the late president of Nigeria. As you know my late master was very very rich man and he left me all his tuna. But, as kitten, I not allowed to have fridge of my own.

My good friend, there are many many fishes and without more fridges tuna go bad. I eat as many as I can but I small kitten and much sick. So I write you, my very good friend, as your name well known in Nigeria as godly person with many fridges.

If you help store my tuna I give you 20% (TWENTY AMERICAN PER CENTS) of each fish - including heads.

Please be writing back soon. Weather hot and there are many bad cats looking with the eyes at my fishes.

Your good friend,

Fluffy



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From:phonographgirl
Date:January 22nd, 2007 06:10 pm (UTC)
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That made my morning, thank you! :)
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From:machine_kisses
Date:January 22nd, 2007 06:13 pm (UTC)
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-OMG-

That is Hilarious!Twenty American Per Cents!

You just made my day.
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From:wordweaverlynn
Date:January 22nd, 2007 06:29 pm (UTC)
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Just what I needed!
From:griffen
Date:January 22nd, 2007 06:43 pm (UTC)
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You win the internets today. And a barrel of fish heads, too.
From:risingpheenix
Date:January 22nd, 2007 06:53 pm (UTC)

Dear Kitten...

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It is with my utmost happiness that I wish to offer you many fridges for the 20 per cents American for your fish. We are verily happy that you have finally contacted us and wish to proceed with the forthcoming fridge/fish exchange. In our country you are widely known to be a kitten of good standing obtaining the best fishes possible.
From:shantidove
Date:January 22nd, 2007 07:33 pm (UTC)
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brilliant!
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From:ethora
Date:January 22nd, 2007 09:22 pm (UTC)
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HAHAHA YAY!
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From:ms_xeno
Date:January 23rd, 2007 01:59 am (UTC)
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=^oo^=

I linked to this at the My Cat Hates You boards. I'm sure they'll love it, too.
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From:norabombay
Date:January 23rd, 2007 05:03 am (UTC)
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That is much with the awesomeness.
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From:mactavish
Date:January 23rd, 2007 06:17 am (UTC)
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"Hey, doggie, why the long face?"

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From:cq4fun
Date:January 23rd, 2007 05:57 am (UTC)

Thanks for the laughs!

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I have not had a laugh that good in a long time. You really struck my funnybone. =) My son sent the link, my husband wants it, and all my friends are getting it, too. Your fluffy is just too funny, and anyone with a computer will "get" it. Thanks!
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From:chrisdolley
Date:January 23rd, 2007 07:10 am (UTC)
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Of course. The more links the merrier:)
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From:ladyqkat
Date:January 23rd, 2007 06:27 am (UTC)
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May I post a link? note_to_cat would love this!
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From:kythsharrie
Date:January 23rd, 2007 09:16 am (UTC)
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Got here by way of a note_to_cat post and loled. A lot. I needed it.

May I metaquotes this?
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From:chrisdolley
Date:January 23rd, 2007 09:48 am (UTC)
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Go ahead. I write to be read, so the more people who read the story the better:)
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From:hollow_warrior
Date:January 23rd, 2007 12:46 pm (UTC)
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I get two of those emails a week. That ROCKS!!!!
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From:mzmadmike
Date:January 23rd, 2007 03:04 pm (UTC)
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Two a week? I wish. I get (Checks Mailwasher stats) 25-27 a day.
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From:jay_of_lasgalen
Date:January 23rd, 2007 02:54 pm (UTC)
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Thank you - this was brilliant! Who could resist such an adorable kitten?

I've linked to this as well, to share with my LJ flist.


Jay
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From:jenkitty
Date:January 24th, 2007 09:14 pm (UTC)
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That icon is too adorable. May I add it to my collection?
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