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I am Fluffy ... A Kitten's Guide to Nigerian Tuna Spam

Fluffy
Lagos Cat Pound,
Nigeria

Dear Friend,

I am Fluffy, the favourite kitten of the late president of Nigeria. As you know my late master was very very rich man and he left me all his tuna. But, as kitten, I not allowed to have fridge of my own.

My good friend, there are many many fishes and without more fridges tuna go bad. I eat as many as I can but I small kitten and much sick. So I write you, my very good friend, as your name well known in Nigeria as godly person with many fridges.

If you help store my tuna I give you 20% (TWENTY AMERICAN PER CENTS) of each fish - including heads.

Please be writing back soon. Weather hot and there are many bad cats looking with the eyes at my fishes.

Your good friend,

Fluffy



Tags: cats, humor, humour, kittens, lagos, nigerian, pets, spam, tribbles, tuna
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A friend alerted me of your post - a "very good friend" ;-)
Thanks for the laugh! 20% (TWENTY AMERICAN PER CENTS!) I'll link to ya if that's ok!
It's ok with me:)
The next step, of course, would be that we need to send a tuna 'deposit' to demonstrate the quality of our fridges. :)
This was so creative, so funny, so right on and so well done I had to create an account just to log in and post this comment! Considering I'm running late and sitting here with dripping wet hair, it's a real compliment!

Lin
Thank you. Hope you weren't too late ... or too wet:)

That was cute. I hope you don't mind that I added you as a friend. I found your journal interesting. If my lurking is a nuisance I'll defriend you. Sorry.
All lurkers and frienders are welcome here:)
Hi! folkmew mentioned this &, as usual, she's sooo right! Any number of friends & relations really need to hear about this tremendous opportunity. And, as moonchylde noted, these are the best cat icons around too.

Thanks so much!
good stuff :D *takes the kittie*
Brilliant, just brilliant!

I have a friend whose cats will be signing up with Fluffy immediately. My cats, however, are passing on this great offer. ;-D
OMG. Here via a comment on WWdN's RSS feed here on LJ. I am STILL cracking up!
LOL This is sooooo funny...
lovely stuff! You may place your tuna in my fridge anytime Fluffy.
All your tuna are belong to us! ;)
Dear Sir or Madam;

This is to notify you are now on the Short List for the 2007 Nigerian Scam Pulitzer. You will be informed when you win with details on how and where to submit your modest entrance fish to cover overseas administrative expenses. Congratulations on your success in this much-coveted category.

Sincerely,

A. M. Acat

L'Association des Felonious Felines, L.A.F.F.
zuhahahaha

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