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I am Fluffy ... A Kitten's Guide to Nigerian Tuna Spam

Fluffy
Lagos Cat Pound,
Nigeria

Dear Friend,

I am Fluffy, the favourite kitten of the late president of Nigeria. As you know my late master was very very rich man and he left me all his tuna. But, as kitten, I not allowed to have fridge of my own.

My good friend, there are many many fishes and without more fridges tuna go bad. I eat as many as I can but I small kitten and much sick. So I write you, my very good friend, as your name well known in Nigeria as godly person with many fridges.

If you help store my tuna I give you 20% (TWENTY AMERICAN PER CENTS) of each fish - including heads.

Please be writing back soon. Weather hot and there are many bad cats looking with the eyes at my fishes.

Your good friend,

Fluffy



Tags: cats, humor, humour, kittens, lagos, nigerian, pets, spam, tribbles, tuna
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Eee! Too cute!
LOL
Outside of the fabulousness of your post itself, you've attracted all the best kitten icons. :)
Oh dear lord.
Oh wow. Thanks for this, it's hysterical!! Got here via note_to_cat...
HAHAHAHAHA!

Love it! I was directed here by polrua. I really needed that laugh!
I tortured someone for months by saying I could keep the money safe in a really big box in my spare room.
Laugh out loud funny. It completely made my day.
I take umbrage at the association.

(No, not really.)
OMG!
genius. utter, unadulterated genius.

(here from metaquotes.)
Thats brilliant :D
awwww....look at the adowable kitten spam.....I must forward to ten friends or I will no longer be cute. If I do forward to ten friends, I will be adowable and get lots of kitty treats!
Hey, I almost smiled. Something is cute.
May I link to this from bankscamspam ???

It's making me giggle
Of course, the more links the merrier:)
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