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I am Fluffy ... A Kitten's Guide to Nigerian Tuna Spam

Fluffy
Lagos Cat Pound,
Nigeria

Dear Friend,

I am Fluffy, the favourite kitten of the late president of Nigeria. As you know my late master was very very rich man and he left me all his tuna. But, as kitten, I not allowed to have fridge of my own.

My good friend, there are many many fishes and without more fridges tuna go bad. I eat as many as I can but I small kitten and much sick. So I write you, my very good friend, as your name well known in Nigeria as godly person with many fridges.

If you help store my tuna I give you 20% (TWENTY AMERICAN PER CENTS) of each fish - including heads.

Please be writing back soon. Weather hot and there are many bad cats looking with the eyes at my fishes.

Your good friend,

Fluffy



Tags: cats, humor, humour, kittens, lagos, nigerian, pets, spam, tribbles, tuna
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That made my morning, thank you! :)
-OMG-

That is Hilarious!Twenty American Per Cents!

You just made my day.
Just what I needed!
You win the internets today. And a barrel of fish heads, too.
It is with my utmost happiness that I wish to offer you many fridges for the 20 per cents American for your fish. We are verily happy that you have finally contacted us and wish to proceed with the forthcoming fridge/fish exchange. In our country you are widely known to be a kitten of good standing obtaining the best fishes possible.
brilliant!
HAHAHA YAY!
=^oo^=

I linked to this at the My Cat Hates You boards. I'm sure they'll love it, too.
That is much with the awesomeness.
"Hey, doggie, why the long face?"

I have not had a laugh that good in a long time. You really struck my funnybone. =) My son sent the link, my husband wants it, and all my friends are getting it, too. Your fluffy is just too funny, and anyone with a computer will "get" it. Thanks!

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Of course. The more links the merrier:)
May I post a link? note_to_cat would love this!
Got here by way of a note_to_cat post and loled. A lot. I needed it.

May I metaquotes this?
Go ahead. I write to be read, so the more people who read the story the better:)

kythsharrie

14 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I get two of those emails a week. That ROCKS!!!!
Two a week? I wish. I get (Checks Mailwasher stats) 25-27 a day.
Thank you - this was brilliant! Who could resist such an adorable kitten?

I've linked to this as well, to share with my LJ flist.


Jay
That icon is too adorable. May I add it to my collection?

jay_of_lasgalen

14 years ago

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