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I am Fluffy ... A Kitten's Guide to Nigerian Tuna Spam

Fluffy
Lagos Cat Pound,
Nigeria

Dear Friend,

I am Fluffy, the favourite kitten of the late president of Nigeria. As you know my late master was very very rich man and he left me all his tuna. But, as kitten, I not allowed to have fridge of my own.

My good friend, there are many many fishes and without more fridges tuna go bad. I eat as many as I can but I small kitten and much sick. So I write you, my very good friend, as your name well known in Nigeria as godly person with many fridges.

If you help store my tuna I give you 20% (TWENTY AMERICAN PER CENTS) of each fish - including heads.

Please be writing back soon. Weather hot and there are many bad cats looking with the eyes at my fishes.

Your good friend,

Fluffy



Tags: cats, humor, humour, kittens, lagos, nigerian, pets, spam, tribbles, tuna
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Hahahhaha, oh I needed that laugh! Thank you for that!
:-)

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irreparable

12 years ago

How appropriate, I just got one of those Nigerian bank scam letters today. I might be more inclined to respond if it WERE tuna fish! (My 16 year old daughter and two cats LOVE tuna.)
Got a mean look from my wife when I used it on my four-year old daughter though. - Charles Goodin "A million deaths is a statistic.
Ahaahhaha!!! Got to love those ridiculous scams.


Mmm, but 20 AMERICAN PERCENT with the heads?! It's almost worth the gamble! XD
Yes, because we know 20 NIGERIAN PERCENT is not as much. XD
"godly person with many fridges" ROFL!

This is very clever. Nigerian Kitty can use my many fridges any time he likes -
That is wonderfulness. Making my heart with happiness. ^_^
HAHA! What a great way to start the morning.. with a good laugh and a beautiful kitten. :)
Kittens are the best way to start the morning. Log in to Reply   Comment by Cheri in Binghamton, NY [p] …love Baby’s color…thud…(need chocolate to revive…) Log in to Reply Comment by Joan from New Jersey [p] Hi Cheri - Quick - have some chocolate.
Heehee! Those scams are so ridiculous, and that kitten is made of pure cute.
omg kitten cotton candy...I just died.

fairyair

14 years ago

Very funny.

Are 20 American percent different than 20 Nigerian percent?
Definitely. The exchange rate is one American per cent for many many Nigerian per cents:)

kijjohnson

14 years ago

elephantgiraffe

14 years ago

I notice that even though the kitten is "favourite kitten of the late president of Nigeria", the return address is Lagos cat Pound.

Very authentic -

Anonymous

January 22 2007, 15:20:59 UTC 14 years ago

Dear Fluffy
I love tuna and can eat lots of it because I'm a very big kitten and my mum's got a very big fridge. Where can I put my paw print?
Yummily
Billy Boy
My dear Billy Boy, I am very very pleased to hear your glad news. Now please to give me location of your mum's very big fridge and when she not be there and I will send you many many (MANY MANY) fish.

Remember to leave cat door unlocked.

Your very good friend,

Fluffy
EEEE! *grins madly*
ROFL! Excellent. :D

All scams should be carried out by cats. They'd never fail.

keristor

14 years ago

omg fabulous - i should so give this to my professor who's currently examining nigerian spam letters ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....

=D =D =D
You totally should!

mzmadmike

14 years ago

white_wolf75

14 years ago

mzmadmike

14 years ago

belindashort

14 years ago

Funniest thing I've read all day!

(Got here through baaaaabyanimals, hope you don't mind me commenting in your personal journal though!)
All right, you are just SO lucky I didn't have my usual cup of coffee with me down here or you'd have owed me a new keyboard...
PS - which Tribble was that?

chrisdolley

14 years ago

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