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Fluffy
Lagos Cat Pound,
Nigeria

Dear Friend,

I am Fluffy, the favourite kitten of the late president of Nigeria. As you know my late master was very very rich man and he left me all his tuna. But, as kitten, I not allowed to have fridge of my own.

My good friend, there are many many fishes and without more fridges tuna go bad. I eat as many as I can but I small kitten and much sick. So I write you, my very good friend, as your name well known in Nigeria as godly person with many fridges.

If you help store my tuna I give you 20% (TWENTY AMERICAN PER CENTS) of each fish - including heads.

Please be writing back soon. Weather hot and there are many bad cats looking with the eyes at my fishes.

Your good friend,

Fluffy



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From:irreparable
Date:January 22nd, 2007 11:22 am (UTC)
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Hahahhaha, oh I needed that laugh! Thank you for that!
From:7wrc
Date:May 2nd, 2007 07:23 pm (UTC)
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:-)
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From:orejen
Date:January 22nd, 2007 01:44 pm (UTC)
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How appropriate, I just got one of those Nigerian bank scam letters today. I might be more inclined to respond if it WERE tuna fish! (My 16 year old daughter and two cats LOVE tuna.)
From:rennagasiv
Date:July 17th, 2008 12:41 am (UTC)
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Got a mean look from my wife when I used it on my four-year old daughter though. - Charles Goodin "A million deaths is a statistic.
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From:van
Date:January 22nd, 2007 02:10 pm (UTC)
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Ahaahhaha!!! Got to love those ridiculous scams.


Mmm, but 20 AMERICAN PERCENT with the heads?! It's almost worth the gamble! XD
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From:ellipser
Date:January 22nd, 2007 07:08 pm (UTC)
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Yes, because we know 20 NIGERIAN PERCENT is not as much. XD
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From:outlanderssc
Date:January 22nd, 2007 02:28 pm (UTC)
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"godly person with many fridges" ROFL!

This is very clever. Nigerian Kitty can use my many fridges any time he likes -
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From:kittygirl_09
Date:January 22nd, 2007 02:35 pm (UTC)
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That is wonderfulness. Making my heart with happiness. ^_^
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From:ravenfair
Date:January 22nd, 2007 02:38 pm (UTC)
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HAHA! What a great way to start the morning.. with a good laugh and a beautiful kitten. :)
From:myronroseff
Date:October 9th, 2008 02:53 pm (UTC)
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Kittens are the best way to start the morning. Log in to Reply   Comment by Cheri in Binghamton, NY [p] …love Baby’s color…thud…(need chocolate to revive…) Log in to Reply Comment by Joan from New Jersey [p] Hi Cheri - Quick - have some chocolate.
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From:happiestsadist
Date:January 22nd, 2007 02:42 pm (UTC)
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Heehee! Those scams are so ridiculous, and that kitten is made of pure cute.
From:shantidove
Date:January 22nd, 2007 07:39 pm (UTC)
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omg kitten cotton candy...I just died.
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From:jiggliusceasar
Date:January 22nd, 2007 02:50 pm (UTC)
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Very funny.

Are 20 American percent different than 20 Nigerian percent?
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From:chrisdolley
Date:January 22nd, 2007 03:01 pm (UTC)
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Definitely. The exchange rate is one American per cent for many many Nigerian per cents:)
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From:outlanderssc
Date:January 22nd, 2007 02:56 pm (UTC)
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I notice that even though the kitten is "favourite kitten of the late president of Nigeria", the return address is Lagos cat Pound.

Very authentic -
From:(Anonymous)
Date:January 22nd, 2007 03:20 pm (UTC)
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Dear Fluffy
I love tuna and can eat lots of it because I'm a very big kitten and my mum's got a very big fridge. Where can I put my paw print?
Yummily
Billy Boy
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From:chrisdolley
Date:January 22nd, 2007 04:02 pm (UTC)
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My dear Billy Boy, I am very very pleased to hear your glad news. Now please to give me location of your mum's very big fridge and when she not be there and I will send you many many (MANY MANY) fish.

Remember to leave cat door unlocked.

Your very good friend,

Fluffy
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From:janetmweiss
Date:January 22nd, 2007 03:50 pm (UTC)
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EEEE! *grins madly*
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From:ninius
Date:January 22nd, 2007 04:14 pm (UTC)
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ROFL! Excellent. :D

All scams should be carried out by cats. They'd never fail.
From:hopefulnebula
Date:January 22nd, 2007 05:01 pm (UTC)
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From:white_wolf75
Date:January 22nd, 2007 04:30 pm (UTC)
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omg fabulous - i should so give this to my professor who's currently examining nigerian spam letters ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....

=D =D =D
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From:blueskycomplex
Date:January 22nd, 2007 05:13 pm (UTC)
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Funniest thing I've read all day!

(Got here through baaaaabyanimals, hope you don't mind me commenting in your personal journal though!)
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From:anghara
Date:January 22nd, 2007 06:07 pm (UTC)
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All right, you are just SO lucky I didn't have my usual cup of coffee with me down here or you'd have owed me a new keyboard...
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From:anghara
Date:January 22nd, 2007 06:07 pm (UTC)
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PS - which Tribble was that?
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