chrisdolley (chrisdolley) wrote,
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Lambing will be early next year.

After a month of serial temptation as one by one our ewes came into season and then shamelessly promenaded up and down the fence line between them and our ram...

Harmon Ramm succumbed. And so did the fence.

We're treating the incident philosophically. We were going to put him in with the ewes at the end of the month. And there's only so much a young ram can take. And ewes with their tight fleecy skirts, their lips raddled bright red, leaning up against the lamp post baaing Marlene Dietrich songs was the final straw.

Tags: farming, france, humor, humour, sheep
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