chrisdolley (chrisdolley) wrote,

Tony Blair Solves Middle East Crisis!

In a shock move early today Tony Blair announced his solution to the current Middle East crisis - he was slapping ASBOs on both Israel and Hesbollah. The Anti-Social Behaviour Order has been used extensively in Britain as a way of solving disputes between neighbours.

A senior Foreign Office spokesperson was quoted as saying, "Let's face it, neither are ideal neighbours. One fires rockets at your bedroom, the other camps out in your back garden claiming God promised him your vegetable patch 2,000 years ago."

Tags: asbo, humor, humour, israel, lebanon, middle east
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