I am Fluffy ... A Kitten's Guide to Nigerian Tuna Spam
Fluffy
Lagos Cat Pound,
Nigeria
Dear Friend,
I am Fluffy, the favourite kitten of the late president of Nigeria. As you know my late master was very very rich man and he left me all his tuna. But, as kitten, I not allowed to have fridge of my own.
My good friend, there are many many fishes and without more fridges tuna go bad. I eat as many as I can but I small kitten and much sick. So I write you, my very good friend, as your name well known in Nigeria as godly person with many fridges.
If you help store my tuna I give you 20% (TWENTY AMERICAN PER CENTS) of each fish - including heads.
Please be writing back soon. Weather hot and there are many bad cats looking with the eyes at my fishes.
Your good friend,
Fluffy
Lagos Cat Pound,
Nigeria
Dear Friend,
I am Fluffy, the favourite kitten of the late president of Nigeria. As you know my late master was very very rich man and he left me all his tuna. But, as kitten, I not allowed to have fridge of my own.
My good friend, there are many many fishes and without more fridges tuna go bad. I eat as many as I can but I small kitten and much sick. So I write you, my very good friend, as your name well known in Nigeria as godly person with many fridges.
If you help store my tuna I give you 20% (TWENTY AMERICAN PER CENTS) of each fish - including heads.
Please be writing back soon. Weather hot and there are many bad cats looking with the eyes at my fishes.
Your good friend,
Fluffy
