chrisdolley ([info]chrisdolley) wrote,
@ 2007-02-14 12:12:00
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Entry tags:cats, guide, humor, humour, kai, kittens, pets, small, spaces, splay, xena

A Kitten's Guide to Retrieving Toys from Very Small Spaces
Mice, spiders, fir cones, pens and small furry toys all love to be chased - it's a well-known fact. And sometimes they hide in very small places - like the tiny gaps under furniture. Today's Kitten's Guide looks at how to get them out.

First up we have Kai - a kitten of a slightly portly disposition - showing some surprise, a modicum of shock, and a whole bowlful of doubt upon learning that he'd been chosen for the 'crawling under the chest of draws in front of you' exercise.


Yes, kittens, even a stunt kitten of Kai's stature can have doubts. Especially after a heavy meal. But just to show that even the larger kitten can squeeze into unexpected places, here we see Kai demonstrating the 'low walk' - the classic method of inching into small gaps.


Note the head pushed in as far as it will go, the low shoulders, the flattened chest and the back legs pushing from behind. Here we see the same shot from a different angle.


Note the left leg tucked under the body for extra leverage.

But sometimes - for really small gaps - the low walk just doesn't cut it and you have to get splayed. No, come back, I said sp-l-ayed not spayed. And to prove it here we see Kai employing the 'flat cat' position and posting himself into the gap.


Now, I expect some of you are thinking 'doesn't Kai look kinda stuck?' How can he get his claws on anything to drag back out? The answer is, of course, he can't. The whole point of the 'splayed cat' manoeuvre is to convince your human to get down on hands and knees and retrieve the object for you. And nothing does that better than a wedged kitten with back legs splayed.

And, finally, just to show that no kittens were harmed during the filming of this guide, we show Kai snuggling down next to Xena for a well-earned rest.






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[info]forester76
2007-02-14 02:54 pm UTC (link)
I ADORE the kitten's guides! And Kai is not portly--he's zaftig and very cute!!!! The main question is. . . what toy was he so avidly seeking?

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[info]chrisdolley
2007-02-14 02:58 pm UTC (link)
A chestnut which he 'borrowed' and batted around the floor.

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[info]forester76
2007-02-14 03:03 pm UTC (link)
Achestnut??? That is hilarious! I can't think of a more fun toy than a chestnut!

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[info]pwl1
2007-02-14 02:55 pm UTC (link)
I wish we had pictures of Gracie when she was young - she managed to get underneath a buffet - with a decorative lip at the bottom - retrieve her toys - and back out again. I never knew a cat could flatten like that ;-)

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[info]prelud
2007-02-14 03:44 pm UTC (link)
So cute!

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[info]barbituratecat
2007-02-14 05:47 pm UTC (link)
I very often walk in to the kitchen to see half a kitten sticking out from under the pantry.

'But Mommy, there's a toooyyyy under there!!'

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[info]melissajm
2007-02-14 07:05 pm UTC (link)
I remember that when we got Alias, Finder had to prove that he could still fit under my husband's dresser just as easily as that kitten could, by golly!

He stuck his head under-and couldn't get back out again.

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[info]vegasunicorn25
2007-02-15 12:16 am UTC (link)
LOL :) Love your weekly kitten guides. Esp. today when I was so depressed.

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[info]meridae
2007-02-15 09:07 am UTC (link)
You know, the other night, I looked a lot like Kai in 'splayed kitten position' when I had to crawl under the recliner (in it's reclined position) to retrieve my cat's mousy wowsy. And let's just say, that, like Kai, I'm a kitten human of portly disposition.

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[info]ladynaberrie
2007-02-15 03:47 pm UTC (link)
This is awesome.

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Use yur Bean!
(Anonymous)
2007-02-16 06:37 pm UTC (link)
Why's Kai retrievin the toy himself? That's what beans are for. I ran out of mousies an had Mom get them all out from unner the stove last week. We found 10 fur mousies! I's werkin on gettin them all under again a lot faster this time. It tooked me amost 14 monfs to get them all unner there.
Purrs,
Victor Tabbycat http://2tabbys.blogspot.com/

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